Why is it always Cindy Crawford?! She’s not that hot…I’d take Jessica Alba over her any day. She’s probably the best available combination of hotness and a name that rolls off the tongue though. And in retrospect, it might be better to live around the block from her anyway. Nothing a pair of binoculars and a good telescope couldn’t handle*. Plus knocking on the door and being like “hey, I’m your next-door neighbor, just wanted to say hello” just smacks of desperation. Much easier to play it cool around the block. I can see it now…
ME: “Hey baby, I wanna be the positron to your electron.”
ME: “Whaddaya say we get out of here and annihilate some elementary particles?”
ME: “You’ve got electrons, I’ve got empty p orbitals…let’s form some bonds.”
CC: “That is so hot.” [leaps into my arms]
Apparently this is the year a geek will steal your girlfriend. By using witty, intelligent sexual innuendoes, of course.
* That’s a little thing I like to call “spooky action at a distance.” 🙂